i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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