Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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