Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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