what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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