I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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