dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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