I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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