I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
