hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
