do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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