Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
