But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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