i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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