I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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