You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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