Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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