Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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