Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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