Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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