just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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