her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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