You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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