how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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