I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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