So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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