TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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