all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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