i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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