so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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