Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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