you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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