You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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