i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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