your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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