Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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