How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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