I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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