How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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