Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
