He is such a slut. More and more my type.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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