i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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