so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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