i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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