Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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