Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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