Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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