No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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