Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A bitchslap is in order.
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