im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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