Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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