hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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